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<i>And now, it's time once
again for</i> Ask Mister Lizard.

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<i>Hey, Timmy, how'd you like to
learn about geothermal energy?</i>

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<i>Geo what?</i>

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<i>Geothermal. That's the energy
from deep inside the Earth.</i>

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<i>- Wow.
- It's not easy to see.</i>

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<i>So it's lucky for us we have an
active volcano right here in the lab.</i>

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<i>Wow. I wanna take a closer look.</i>

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We're gonna need another Timmy.

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<i>Whoa there, Timmy. Safety first.</i>

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<i>Here in the lab we always use
our protective safety goggles.</i>

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<i>Oh.</i>

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Aw, Jeez.

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One of those cranky parent
groups must have gotten to them.

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And not a moment too soon.
I've never liked this program.

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Yeah, yeah. Go answer the door.

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<i>Wow! I don't see any
geothermal energy.</i>

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<i>- When's it gonna start?
- Well, Timmy,</i>

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<i>- nature has her own schedule.
- Oh.</i>

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<i>But let's see if we can't
give her a little nudge.</i>

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<i>We're gonna need another Timmy.</i>

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Earl, there's
someone at the door.

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Tell 'em I'm busy. I'm sharing
a quality moment with my TV.

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- Hey.
- And the kid.

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It's Pearl.

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- Your sister.
- Pearl?

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Your sister.

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No, it can't be. Go check again.

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I think I know your
sister when I see her.

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Do you? Oh, well, you got
a better memory than I do

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because I'd completely
forgotten I had a sister.

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I'm not even sure
I'd recognize her.

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Why, Earl Sinclair.

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Lordy, brother,
have you gotten fat.

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Honey, I'm home.

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Aaah!

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- Ohh!
- Ow!

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- Ow!
- Ooh!

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Aah!

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Earl, aren't you going to
say hello to your sister?

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- Hi.
- What makes you so sure
she is my sister?

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We haven't seen her in 15
years. She could be an imposter.

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I wanna see some ID, lady.

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And I wanna see my new nephew.

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Hello, pumpkin.

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Who are you?

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I'm your auntie, Pearl.

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- And look what I got
just for you.
- Ooh!

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Think some cheap toy
you bought from an airport

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can make up for
the years of neglect?

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You can't just walk in
here and buy a child's love.

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- I love you, Auntie Pearl.
- Oh.

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Well, it's been a swell reunion.

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Let's do it again
in 15 years. See ya.

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- Earl, can I talk
to you for a moment?
- There's nothing to talk about.

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- Get in here, Earl.
- Uh... Yes, puddin'.

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- Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom...
- I sure wish he wasn't
so mad at me.

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Give him a toy.

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Oh, I think it's gonna take
a lot more than that, sugar.

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More than a toy?! Wow.

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I can't believe you like her.

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- Check out how she dresses.
- Well, bless my soul.

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I bet these two wholesome young'uns
must be Robbie and Charlene.

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Oh, give me a hug.

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- Who are you?
- Yeah.

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They told us at school
not to hug strangers.

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Yeah, there was a
special assembly.

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Heck, I'm no stranger.
I'm your aunt Pearl.

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Your dad's sister.

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He did tell you
about me, didn't he?

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- Aunt Pearl... Aunt Pearl...
- Um, I don't... Uh...

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Oh! Oh, yeah. When
did you get out of prison?

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He told you I was in jail?

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He said you were either
dead or in prison, so I...

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Oh, your dad has
got some imagination.

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Not really.

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Hey... Is that your guitar?

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- Why, sure. That's why I'm here.
- Oh.

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Gonna be serenading the barflies
all week down at the Buckin' Bronto.

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- You're a singer?! Wow!
- Yep.

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Are you sure you're
related to Dad?

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Oh, come on. Don't tell me you
can't see the family resemblance.

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Yeah, I guess you look like
him a little. Oh, no offense.

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Pearl.

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Your brother has
something he'd like to say.

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Get out of my house.

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Oh! Uh...

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Oh, I just remembered that
we've always taught our kids

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to treat every member of the
family with love and respect.

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- Actually, what you said was...
- Shut up, I'm talking.

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So, since I don't want to set
a bad example for my kids...

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or give up certain activities...

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I've decided you
don't have to leave.

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And I'd like to extend a very
warm and heartfelt welcome.

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Well, thank you for that
gracious country greeting.

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I'd like to reciprocate
by invitin' y'all

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to come see me at
the Bronto tonight.

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Oh.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Can we go?

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To a sleazy honky-tonk,
full of barflies and floozies,

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where liquor is cheap
and life is cheaper?

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- So that's a "yes"?
- Oh, sorry. It's a school night.

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Cut 'em some slack, Earl.

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- Yeah.
- You can bend the rules
just this once.

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- Yeah.
- Well, there it is, Fran.

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Pearl's philosophy on life:

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Rules are made to be
broken. If it feels good, do it.

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Follow your dreams.
Live life to the fullest.

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- What's wrong with that?
- What's wrong with that is...

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is... You're not
going out tonight!

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- That's unreasonable.
- Life's unreasonable.

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And as long as I'm your
father and Pearl isn't,

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it's going to stay unreasonable.

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Now, go and do your homework.

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Aw, jeez.

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I suppose Dad's right. It's a
school night. Homework comes first.

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- Yeah.
- Huh.

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- Who had the root beer?
- Oh. Over here.

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- And here you go.
- Oh, uh, thanks.

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Thanks.

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And put away those books.
You're in an unsavory dive.

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- Act like it.
- Oh, yeah. Right.

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Yech.

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I just love your new hat!

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Hey, you made it!

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I can't believe his
highness changed his mind.

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- Well...
- Uh, yeah.

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Well, I guess Dad realized
he was being selfish and unfair.

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Oh. You snuck out, didn't you?

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Yeah.

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Well, don't fret
on it. I won't snitch.

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Heck, I'm just flattered you took
such a big chance to come see me sing.

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- Aw.
- Well...

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Robbie? Charlene?

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Hey, you kids better have a darn good
reason for being here on a school night.

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- Uh...
- Uh, we do.

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Oh, good. I'm sorry to
come down on you so hard.

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Hey, tiger. Have we met?

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Dah... Duh... Bah...

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I reckon not, 'cause I'm sure I'd
remember a cute rascal like you.

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Oh, uh, this is Dad's sister.

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I'm Pearl.

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And I'm, uh...

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Um, Aunt Pearl,
I've seen this before.

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It's gonna be a while
before he gets to his name.

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Well, uh, I gotta get on stage.

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But, I tell you what, darling,

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you save some of that sparkling
conversation for after the show, OK.

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Yi, yi, yi, me, no,
nay, nay, neh...

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Good luck. Break a leg.

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<i>And now, the Buckin'
Bronto is proud to present</i>

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<i>the very first lady of
country music, Pearl Sinclair.</i>

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Howdy!

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Roy. Dah! Roy Hess.

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Uh, where'd she go?

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- Up there.
- Duh... Huh?

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Hey. This is a little tune I
wrote that sort of tells my story.

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<i>♪ I've played honky-tonks
in soggy swamps</i>

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<i>♪ Steak joints and lagoons</i>

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<i>♪ Neckin' with the big boys</i>

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<i>♪ Down in country-style saloons</i>

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<i>♪ In one town there was Willie</i>

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<i>♪ A sad-eyed herbivore</i>

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<i>♪ When I tried to pin him down</i>

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<i>♪ That leaf-eater hit the door</i>

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<i>♪ I still have dreams of Danny</i>

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<i>♪ He's a bronto from my past</i>

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<i>♪ But four-leggers
run twice as fast</i>

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<i>♪ I'm feelin' low
and sinkin' slow</i>

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<i>♪ No way to rise above</i>

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<i>♪ My sticky situation</i>

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<i>♪ In the tar pit of love</i>

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<i>♪ I'm slippin' down
below the ground</i>

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<i>♪ That I'll soon be part of</i>

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<i>♪ My dreams just gooey bubbles</i>

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<i>♪ On the tar pit of love</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

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Oh, thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Gosh, it was like she
was singin' just to me.

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Ooh.

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Now do you see what I mean?

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Where Pearl Sinclair
goes, trouble follows.

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You want trouble, call
Pearl. Pearl equals trouble.

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- Look up trouble
in the dictionary...
- I get it, Earl!

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But, let's not be hasty.

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We don't know for a fact she
told the kids to disobey you.

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It doesn't matter, she
provided the temptation.

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This wouldn't have happened if
she wasn't here in the first place.

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That's not fair, Earl.
By your reasoning,

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if I cheat on my diet because
there's cake in the fridge,

191
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you'd blame the cake.

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There's cake?

193
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,939
- Oh.
- Thanks a lot for comin', guys.

194
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It meant a lot to
me havin' you there.

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Never thought I'd say this,
but the cake'll have to wait.

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Let's be quiet. We don't
want to wake up Dad.

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- He's awake.
- Busted.

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So, you two minors have
a nice time bar-hopping?

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Now, tiny, if you gotta be mad at
somebody, it might as well be me.

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That's pretty much what I had
in mind. And don't call me tiny.

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Earl, all they were doing
was listening to a little music.

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Tonight.

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But next, they'll
wanna join a band

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and travel from town
to town like gypsies.

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Living on the road, one
step ahead of the law,

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meeting colorful rogues and scalawags
and getting into all kinds of scrapes.

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00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,883
Gee, I was thinking about
college but this sounds better.

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Would any of these
scalawags be, like... cute boys?

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You hear that?

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You've corrupted them. Now I want
you out of my house and out of our lives.

211
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,261
Oh, why don't you lighten up?

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00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,464
- Yeah.
- Lighten up?

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00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,333
Oh... You kids would
like that, wouldn't you?

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You'd like it if I
acted like Pearl.

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Sashay into town, sing a few
songs, give everybody a good time.

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You'd all just love that.

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- It'd be a big improvement.
- Yeah. We'd like you better.

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- Sounds exciting.
- Yeah.

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Well, Pearl. I hope
you're satisfied.

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You've successfully
turned my family against me.

221
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- Huh?
- Your work here is done.

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I'm not turning anybody
against you, Earl.

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You've done that
all by yourself.

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Huh.

225
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Uh...

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- You can't be in love
with Pearl.
- But I am in love with her.

227
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No, you can't be.
You just met her.

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Yeah, I know.

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But somehow, when I look at
her, I feel like I'm with an old friend.

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She's exotic, yet
somehow strangely familiar.

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- You're just caught
in a romantic haze, Roy.
- Yeah.

232
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,660
- But don't be fooled.
- Huh?

233
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:13,264
When Pearl's finished with you,
she'll drop you like a two-foot putt.

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00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,400
You're wrong, Earl.
Pearl wants to settle down.

235
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,604
She told me so
last night, in song.

236
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,974
Believe me, she'll
run out on you.

237
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,476
How do you know?

238
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,679
Because she ran out on me.

239
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,514
Well, I guess you had it coming.

240
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,049
You should never have
been dating your own sister.

241
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:35,053
- Will you
shut up and listen?!
- Huh?

242
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,388
She didn't just run out on me.

243
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,456
She ran out on the whole family.

244
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,926
She's selfish and irresponsible.

245
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,894
You know, when you talk,

246
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:46,798
your nose crinkles
just like Pearl's.

247
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,400
Fine. Fine, go ahead.

248
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:53,738
Fall in love with my sister. Make
the biggest mistake of your life.

249
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,475
Oh, thanks, Earl. I didn't wanna
proceed without your blessing.

250
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,750
<i>♪ He waved goodbye
and threw me out</i>

251
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,719
<i>♪ All I said was "Fine"</i>

252
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:12,657
<i>♪ 'Cause when your ex is a big
T-Rex You move on down the line</i>

253
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:16,160
- Woo!
- <i>♪ Or his big, long teeth</i>
<i>go chomp</i>

254
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,463
<i>- ♪ His big, long teeth
go chomp - Uh-huh.</i>

255
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,098
<i>♪ And his big, fat feet go stomp</i>

256
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,734
<i>♪ His big, fat feet go stomp</i>

257
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,214
<i>- ♪ Chomp - ♪ Chomp</i>

258
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,782
<i>- ♪ Stomp - ♪ Stomp</i>

259
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,040
<i>♪ Ain't no use in crying</i>

260
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,342
<i>♪ 'Cause when
your ex is a big T-Rex</i>

261
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:37,715
<i>- ♪ You move on down the line ♪
- ♪ Move on down the line ♪</i>

262
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,231
- Yeah!
- Yeah.

263
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,699
- All right.
- Uh-huh.

264
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:47,392
You know, Aunt Pearl, Roy
Hess happens to be a big T-Rex.

265
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,828
Yeah, that's true, but somehow,
I figure a sweet fellow like that

266
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,997
wouldn't have the
heart to throw me out.

267
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,532
Or the arms.

268
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,136
Hey, now, wouldn't
that be a hoot

269
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,371
if I got married and
settled down here.

270
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,007
Now wouldn't that put
a knot in Earl's britches.

271
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,976
Yeah, all the more
reason to do it.

272
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,423
Yeah, Dad's been
a real jerk lately.

273
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,547
He's no fun. I want
you to be my daddy.

274
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,985
Oh. Now, I know you
mean that in a sweet way.

275
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,386
No I don't.

276
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,289
Your dad's got his reasons
for being the way he is.

277
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,901
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

278
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:23,260
You see, when our
daddy, your grandpa, died,

279
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,465
Earl dropped out of school and worked
as a tree pusher to support Mama.

280
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,968
Oh. Well, where were you?

281
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,337
I wanted to be a singer
more than anything.

282
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,839
So I left home to
pursue my dreams

283
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,674
and a rodeo clown named Buttons.

284
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,676
But that's a story
for another time.

285
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,413
Anyway, your father's
never forgiven me

286
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,416
for leaving him at home to
care for Mama all by his self.

287
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,818
Hearing you tell it makes
me want to know more.

288
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,355
Oh, yeah, your daddy's
a fascinating fella all right.

289
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,190
Not Dad. He's dull as dirt.

290
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,660
- Tell us more about Buttons.
- Yeah.

291
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,296
Well, OK. Once...

292
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,031
Yeah.

293
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,267
<i>♪ I've been searching
the supercontinent</i>

294
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,804
<i>♪ For a lizard like you</i>

295
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,173
<i>♪ Someone to share my prey with</i>

296
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,476
<i>♪ Like those loving lizards do</i>

297
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,413
<i>♪ With your big, long tail</i>

298
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,317
<i>♪ And those dark, brown scales</i>

299
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:24,121
<i>♪ How could I ever be blue?</i>

300
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,290
<i>♪ With a lizard like you</i>

301
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,061
You cuddly carnivore, you.

302
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,532
<i>♪ So lately I've been dreaming</i>

303
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,435
<i>♪ Someday you're gonna see</i>

304
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,705
<i>♪ A mate that you've
been waiting for could be</i>

305
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,973
<i>♪ A lizard like me</i>

306
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,911
<i>- ♪ You've got teeth galore
and that - ♪ Teeth galore</i>

307
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,647
<i>- ♪ Mighty roar - ♪ Mighty roar</i>

308
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:55,186
<i>♪ But you'd never
ever tear me in two</i>

309
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,855
<i>♪ Not a lizard like you</i>

310
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,658
<i>♪ A lizard like you ♪</i>

311
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,428
You come sit by me.

312
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,865
Oh, yeah! You were great! Great!

313
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,634
- Yeah, great.
- Thank you.

314
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,337
Thank you so much.

315
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,472
That was wonderful, Pearl.

316
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:19,209
Well, I have someone
wonderful to inspire me.

317
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,213
Really? Who?

318
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,416
Who? Like you really don't know.

319
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,618
Lordy, you make me laugh.

320
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:32,256
Pearl, I just want you to know, this
has been the greatest week of my life,

321
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,792
with the exception
of Space Camp.

322
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:39,364
I have a feeling that tonight I'm gonna
give Space Camp a run for its money.

323
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,733
Ah-hah. That's the most
romantic thing I ever heard.

324
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,970
Now, kiss me like you've
never kissed a girl before.

325
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,540
Oh, well, funny you
should say that. Um...

326
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,645
Uh...

327
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,415
Come on, sugar.

328
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,584
Mmm.

329
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,885
Aaah!

330
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,321
Hey, what's a matter?
Don't you wanna kiss me?

331
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,023
Um... Uh...

332
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,658
Roy, what's wrong?

333
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,694
Uh... I gotta go.
I'm... I'm sorry.

334
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:14,265
You're very nice but
something a little...

335
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,236
too familiar about
this and, uh...

336
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,703
my stomach hurts.

337
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,306
Oh, boy. Roy, don't go.

338
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,009
I'm sorry if I came
on too strong.

339
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,013
Oh.

340
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,616
<i>♪ No way to rise above</i>

341
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:38,021
<i>♪ My sticky situation
In the tar pit of love</i>

342
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:42,159
<i>♪ I'm slippin down
below the ground...</i>

343
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,229
Who's here this time of night?

344
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,766
How you doin', Earl?

345
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,434
Jeez.

346
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:54,272
Look, I just came
to say goodbye.

347
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,140
Yeah, right on schedule.

348
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,402
The minute Roy told
me he was falling for you

349
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,578
I knew you'd be
packing your bags.

350
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:05,416
Instead of settling down and doing
the responsible thing for once in your life

351
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,986
you dumped him, like you
dumped Buttons, the rodeo clown

352
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,823
and all the other poor saps who
followed in his big, floppy footsteps.

353
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,858
I didn't dump Roy.

354
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,194
He dumped me.

355
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,263
Roy dumped you?

356
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,098
- Yeah.
- Why?

357
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,733
You got me.

358
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:27,171
All I know is I can't stay
around here, around Roy.

359
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,106
It just hurts too much.

360
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,677
So you're just gonna run away
again? Like you did from me and Mom?

361
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:37,481
Now, look, I know you've
had some bad years, Earl.

362
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:41,485
But you've got a good family.
You've got three beautiful kids.

363
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,732
You've ended up
with a pretty good life.

364
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,423
Yeah, you're darn right I did.

365
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,858
Because I didn't have to
be onstage somewhere,

366
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,760
chasing some stupid dream.

367
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,696
Feeling the warmth of
the spotlight on my face,

368
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,233
my hands flying over
the strings of my guitar,

369
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,502
my heart racing with the music,

370
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,470
driving the audience
into a frenzy,

371
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,907
rivaled only by the
steamy throes of passion!

372
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,811
Um... did it suddenly
get hot in here?

373
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,447
Well, my Lord, you're jealous.

374
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,950
That's why you're so sore at me.

375
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,685
- Jealous?
- Yeah.

376
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:15,997
- Me?
- Mm-hm.

377
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,388
Oh, that's funny. Ha ha ha.

378
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,292
Hey, you sure you're a singer and not
a comedian? 'Cause that's really funny.

379
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,630
You know, I just
realized something.

380
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,899
Do me a favor, Earl, and come
down to the club tomorrow night.

381
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,801
And bring the family.

382
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,437
I thought you were leaving.

383
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:37,541
Just be there by
eight. It's important.

384
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,677
So, I guess what we're
saying, Dad, is that

385
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,247
we always used to complain that
you were such a drag and a killjoy,

386
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,250
but now we understand
why you're so boring and bitter

387
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,519
and narrow-minded, uh...

388
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,656
Sis, help me out here. I thought I
was on my way to a compliment.

389
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,024
Oh, what Robbie
is trying to say, Dad,

390
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:57,494
is that we used to be angry at
you, but now we just pity you.

391
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:58,996
And about time.

392
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,232
<i>Let's have another warm welcome</i>

393
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,101
<i>for the gal who was country
before the planet was cool,</i>

394
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,470
<i>- Miss Pearl Sinclair.</i>
<i>- </i> Yeah!

395
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,440
Thank you. Thank you very much.

396
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,743
You know, last night
I wrote a new song,

397
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,478
which I have right here.

398
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,915
And after I wrote it I
realized I'd written a duet.

399
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,618
So I'm gonna need a little help.

400
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,931
- And she calls herself
a professional.
- Shh.

401
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,223
So I'd like to ask
my brother, Earl,

402
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,358
if he'd come up
here and help me.

403
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,562
Uh...

404
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,231
Come on, Earl, you sing in
the shower every morning.

405
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,066
Mom, don't encourage him!

406
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,602
Remember, you're the
boring, responsible one.

407
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:39,945
You don't sing in public.

408
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,806
- No.
- Please.

409
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,273
Thanks for speaking up, son.

410
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,343
Your lack of confidence in me
is the encouragement I need.

411
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,079
- Yeah.
- No!

412
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,581
- Dad, don't do it!
- Oh.

413
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,250
This is my brother, Earl.

414
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,320
A long time ago, he did
something pretty important for me

415
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,589
that I never thanked him for.

416
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:03,527
Well, this song is my way of
saying thank you, big brother.

417
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:07,098
I know it's a little late,
but it's from the heart.

418
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,167
Oh! I can't watch.

419
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,906
<i>♪ Some of us are trees</i>

420
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,443
<i>♪ Rooted in the ground</i>

421
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,379
<i>♪ Some of us are leaves</i>

422
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:26,383
<i>- ♪ That the breeze
blows all around</i> - Yeah.

423
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,987
<i>♪ I've always been a leaf</i>

424
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:33,423
<i>♪ Traveling fast and free</i>

425
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:36,761
<i>♪ But fsometimes how I wish</i>

426
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,997
<i>♪ I were meant to be a tree</i>

427
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,099
Oh!

428
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,834
<i>♪ I was born an oak</i>

429
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:47,171
<i>♪ The mightiest of trees</i>

430
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,608
<i>♪ But I envied every leaf</i>

431
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:54,511
<i>♪ Floating gently on the breeze</i>

432
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,982
<i>♪ And then a leaf explained</i>

433
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,651
<i>♪ We're really just the same</i>

434
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,654
<i>♪ We share a single life</i>

435
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:08,658
<i>♪ Though we go
by different names</i>

436
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,895
<i>♪ So if the winds grew strong</i>

437
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:15,933
<i>♪ And we can't stay together</i>

438
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,902
<i>♪ I hope you won't forget</i>

439
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,306
<i>♪ You're part of me</i>

440
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:25,075
<i>♪ Forever</i>

441
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,510
Yay!

442
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:29,113
Thank you. Thanks.

443
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,748
Daddy!

444
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,954
<i>♪ Forever ♪</i>

445
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,930
<i>♪ Well, it's hard
to love a reptile</i>

446
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,065
<i>♪ Who's got a roving eye</i>

447
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:52,669
<i>♪ And this is where
I'm gonna draw the line</i>

448
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,072
<i>♪ Well, you
promised you'd behave</i>

449
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,108
<i>♪ Then I saw you in her cave</i>

450
00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:02,379
<i>♪ You've been playing
around with hers instead of mine</i>

451
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:07,118
<i>♪ Leave her tail alone
Leave her tail alone</i>

452
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:11,856
<i>♪ It broke my heart when I saw
hers wrapped around your own</i>

453
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:16,060
<i>♪ Leave her tail alone
Leave her tail alone</i>

454
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:22,566
<i>♪ I'm telling you to
leave her tail alone ♪</i>